Expectations for a man | non-serious
- Elise Emma
- Nov 15, 2016
- 2 min read
Please exist
Show up before I turn 60.
I hope you want a dog.
Expect to father about 3 chillen’.
You better embrace my craziness, and by that I mean you have to be slightly crazy.
PLEASE speak more than one language (like french).
You must be willing to walk for hours… through any landscape.
[Such as] malls, fields, muddy paths — wait no scratch the mud, city streets.
Are you willing to buy live Christmas trees every year?
You must be able to laugh at your mistakes.
Be ready with a fly swatter every time I freak out about a bug.
Prepare yourself to go to broadway multiple times, and binge watch endless musicals and shows.
Don't be poor.... I like clothes... alot
Be a christian, but not a strict person who doesn't like to have fun.
Get a job that allows you to come home at a holy hour.
I am really looking forward to married dates... Fun dates... are you in?
You better like my parents.
Is it asking too much for you to cook? Men who cook are so romantic!
Hopefully you care about me enough to remember our anniversary.
Appreciate the little things.
Don't wake me up in the middle of the night unless someone is dying, or the house is on fire.
I hope you embrace healthiness, both mentally, spiritually, and physically--> if this results in muscles, that's VERY much allowed.
Please take the time to learn to understand my personality, and read my facial expressions.
Be honest with me... tell me what you are thinking... don't say I look great if I look like I just woke up.
Hopefully if you ever happen to read this, you don't find it too weird... but if you do at least you'll know what you are getting yourself into!
{Inspiration from: May You Not Be Weird and 30 Other Prayers for My Future Husband I promise I tried very hard to be original, but some of Katelyn's ideas were just too good not to replicate!}