2030 | Can I get it right?

So I got to thinking what our future would be like if we continue going down the slope we're headed... So here are some hypothetical situations. Disclaimer, I am christian, and also sarcastic. I HOPE I DON'T OFFEND ANYONE.

Group of boy crazy...

wait, no boy crazy is soooo 2017, let's go with

group of thing crazy girls

wait no, let's say humans with excessively long hair on the top of their heads, we can't assume anyone's gender

group of thing crazy humans with excessively long hair on the top of their heads

Marthy: *giggles* I have a giant crush on Marlin!

Ryecca: *giggles as well* I sorta think Tarimothy is cute...

Darleniel: Um idk, I sorta like this frog I met last week, he told me via the tones of his ribbits that his name is croaker.

Hailrold: I'm actually in a serious relationship with my pool noodle, we might get engaged soon, y'all should be my bridesmaids!

(btw... the names are gender blended... cause nobody will be one gender anymore, at least no one that matters. *sarcastic*)

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*change of scene*

And how bout History?

I bet we lose all our knowledge of the past, we've already dug up all this... STUFF... and then we're gonna lose our history books and what can we base history off of then? The bible? No way... The Bible is a pack of lies *sarcastic*... So maybe we'll go back to old mistakes, and fight old problems. We could become cannibals! Or maybe our circus will backpedal and include gladiators and man eating lions! cause we all love blood, blood, blood... and DEATH! Or not. Maybe we'll improve *I TOTALLY believe that..... yeah no.*

All of a sudden I'm imagining fashion... If today's modest is 90% of the leg and at least a peep at the cleavage, what will the future modest be? faux figleaves? shell bra's?

Or what about technology? Everyone (or should I say almost everyone) is already glued to their phones, what will the future tech do to us? *tries to think of gruesome example* *can't* Oh well... that was probably just a complaint that I have no backup for... let's keep moving.

Now not everything will be terrible (I hope), Like... medicine... and food... and efficiency! or transportation! For some reason this is my vision of getting places:

*just close your eyes and imagine* wait you can't, you're reading... whoops :/

Anyway... I imagine a REALLY LONG roller coaster with lots of branches... maybe a grid?... flat of course... and each family member is supplied with their own shuttle... a bullet proof glass bubble... with a huge built in tablet that can do anything, and self directing mechanisms so you speak the address and soon find yourself at your destination... And for those who are always late, you can also enter the time you must arrive, and the speed will alter itself to deliver you ON THE DOT!

*But to every good thing is a bad side...*

Oh and yeah, we'll use these to take out the trash because walking is so LAME, so 2016!!! plus, we're gonna take out all the roads and sidewalks to make space for roller coaster tracks and homes.

OK guys, sorry if I offend anyone, feel free to disagree... I was just writing on my gut and letting loose Mr. Sarcasm, and yeah, This should have been funny as well... I hope... *questions her skill at humor* maybe not XP.

P.S. I'm proud... This is long and It's not a list! and I didn't wait forever before posting again!

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